: a person who is very interested in technical subjects, computes, etc.
: a person who gains pleasure from amassing large quantities of knowledge about subjects too detailed or complicated for most other people to be bothered with
Often mistaken for geeks, who aspire to become nerds yet lack the intelligence, and end up giving nerds a bad name due to their poor social skills.
I was originally going to entitle this entry Tech Nerd, but after looking up definitions realized that the title would be a redundancy. As I have often said that I am a font of useless information, the “nerd” classification appears to fit quite well, although the word itself did not exist when I was in my formative years.
But I digress. The actual subject matter of this piece is emerging technology, or more specifically, the hottest and most intriguing (at least to me) new entries exhibited in this year’s Consumer Electronics Show – CES to us fellow nerds.
For those under a rock or who are basically not interested in this subject (if that is the case, you may want to stop reading this article now) CES is an international tradeshow for consumer electronics and technology that takes place every year in Las Vegas (ah the beautiful symmetry of subject and site). A veritable smorgasbord of amazing gadgets, big (and by big I mean gargantuan) and small, are showcased at this event – some leave you gasping with joy, others scratching your head. To illustrate the latter, the Petnet SmartFeeder connects to your smartphone allowing you to feed your pet remotely. Besides the fact that I would I never leave my beloved Jackson home alone without human supervision, unless this contraption can also take him for a walk, clean up his poop and rub his belly, I am not interested.
If you have been following CES you know all about the 110″ curved TV costing $152,000, the smartwatches that harken back to Dick Tracey (what’s old is new again?). However here are the top three other items that caught my nerdy eyes:
No, this is not about Shakira’s song. Waka Waka is a company focused on creating renewable energy-based lighting and energy solutions. Since most technology that we own now operates on rechargeable batteries, what happens when those batteries run out of charge – say in a storm when our main sources of power can be knocked out? Waka Waka has developed solar base stations that convert solar energy into battery power for ANY device connected via USB. The base-5 model has 3 USB ports and can fully charge the equivalent of two iPhones after sitting 4-8 hours in the sun – the Base-10 model has 5 USB ports and can recharge 5 iPhones. At last, my own mini solar panels – cool!
TEDDY THE GUARDIAN
He may look like Ted, the crass but loveable character of the 2012 eponymous movie, but this little bear’s magic can be lifesaving. Crafted in two models, one for FDA approved hospital use, the other a consumer model, Teddy has a built-in pulse oximeter in his paw, for unwell kids or any person with fears of hospital equipment. The patient simply holds Teddy’s hand and their vitals are read. Teddy even has a little plastic heart that beats in time with the heart of the person holding his paw. Chills.
This device, from a company called Sen.se (sensei as in martial arts teacher?) is supposed to take over all those things your mother use to nag you about: getting exercise, brushing your teeth, eating slowly rather than inhaling your meals. It necessitates setting up tracking cookies, of course, but I am not going into a discourse here about Big Brother. Frankly, I love this not because it can provide some great data on whether your loved one is drinking enough water but rather because the device looks like EVE from one of my fav movies, Wall-E:
“It only takes a moment/For your eyes to meet and then/your heart knows in a moment you will never be alone again…”
Movie quotes and lyrics – another part of my font of useless information – for another article – time to sign off til next time!
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